Night Owl

tinydncr82:

belovedbatter:

mrsangelaschrute:

adamfuckmelambert:

smallblueangel:

smallblueangel:

jahniquexo:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

the fuck?

why?! 

but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??

Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)

is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny

uh… good for you… this is pointless

but seriously A POTATO

Thanks again idiots for making Christians look bad once again. There is nothing holy, and certainly not double holy in abstaining once married. The Bible is all for sex in marriage. I would LOVE to know which quack minister is feeding telling them this bullshit is okay. Yeah, I would eat a potato too.

Wait, I looked it up. It’s fake. It was a joke. Wow. Lol!

(Source: billhitchert)

belovedbatter:

mrsangelaschrute:

adamfuckmelambert:

smallblueangel:

smallblueangel:

jahniquexo:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

the fuck?

why?! 

but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??

Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)

is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny

uh… good for you… this is pointless

but seriously A POTATO

Thanks again idiots for making Christians look bad once again. There is nothing holy, and certainly not double holy in abstaining once married. The Bible is all for sex in marriage. I would LOVE to know which quack minister is feeding telling them this bullshit is okay. Yeah, I would eat a potato too.

(Source: billhitchert)

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

Perfect.

I knew that’s what birds were chirping about! And people wonder why I don’t like birds, lol!

I ordered a grande with extra cats. Get it right. Geez.

(Source: exornali)

peep-toe-shoes:

jadity:

Changing diapers just became SCIENCE.

Tiny Bruce is my favorite. He is a little cutie patootie baby.

This is exactly what it’s like at my house. Everyday.

(Source: aimlessme)

foxontherun:

(via Autumn / .)

This is a photo of my kids. They never stop asking for food. :)

pirated-tarheel:

My motivation. 

His delivery of that word is perfect.

"It was completely embarrassing and funny and sweet,” he remembers. “It is nice to be made fun of in a way. It is just strange. I should probably thank him for giving me some kind of notoriety that I wouldn’t otherwise have."

—

Dateline’s Keith Morrison on Bill Hader’s impression of him [X]

(via fuckyeahbillhader)

Love this!